Tuesday, 8 May 2012

BROMANCE

So hello you i'm-not-sure-if-you-exist readers, good day? Mine was shit, as always. Haiz. Teeeeeetttttt. Moving on to the topic of the day. Girls, they're always so affectionate, always showing their love to others and also their hate, disgust, jealousy, and anger too. We always see them acting mushy-mushy, lovey-dovey, kissy-kissy and whatnot with their friends of the same gender, their girlfriends, and we guys have always like we have any other choice think its cute and sweet. But if guys do that, all those mushy-mushy, lovey-dovey, kissy-kissy shit in public, people in general will always react like this, 

Well, can't really blame them though. For guys to act like that, it just looks unnaturally gaaaaaayyyy. Haiz. But still, stereotypes like this is what guys often gets offended by. Just because guys act nice and sweet with each other, doesn't entirely mean that they're gay. It could just mean that they are close enough, to have a relationship called "BROMANCE". For all you dummies out there, "Bromance" is a word derived from "Brother" and "Romance" which defines into the complicated love and affection shared by two or more straight males.

I made this post coz one of my friend showed me something on Youtube which i find very catchy, but that comes later. Here are some Signs You're In A Bromance. Its really a clear cut thing so people in these "Bromance" thing should have no trouble relating to it. Hahahhh. Embrace the Bromance weirdos! 

YOU FINISH TEXTS TO YOUR GOOD FRIEND WITH SOMETHING AFFECTIONATE.
The solitary kiss or an "X" or whatever you put at the end of your texts showing affection is a sign that you are comfortable with your sexuality. However never leave more than two "X"s, as it will suggest that you just want to suck his dick. :P

YOU WILL NEVER LET HIS SELF-ESTEEM GROW.
In guys' close bond with each other, there will be this unwillingness of both parties to let the other feel too good about themselves. If your buddy feels particularly confident in his appearance, you'd be kinda tempted to knock his confidence in a way for example by saying that the shirt he wears makes him look fat.

YOU CAN TALK TO HIM WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRUNK.
Guys are generally perceived to be dull in conversations compared to gals. the 2 topic most talked about between guys are 1) football and 2) sex and thats about it. However, if you're in a committed Brolationship you can look past the dullness and talk about other stuffs. such as, errr...

DO EROTIC STUFFS IN THE SAME ROOM.
Well suggesting that you guys did everything together, gym, drinking, games, and whatnot, watching porn and fapping in the same room is a piece of cake isn't it? (Sheeeesshhhhhhh. Ok, this is not me. it all the internet, i'm just an innocent and naive boy, i have no idea what this is all about. dont judge me ok??!).

YOU'RE IN A POSITION WHERE YOU COULD MESS AROUND WITH HIS HAIR.
Bro's in true bromance will understand that you may mock their clothes, career, even his ONS, but you never (EVER) touch his hair. But in cases where a guy doesn't mind if the buddy messes with his hair, this surely indicates a certain kind of intimacy going on there.

COMFORTABLE WITH AFFECTIONATE CONVERSATION.
Well in life you have that overwhelming urge to tell your buddies how much they mean to you. These conversations tend to leave you very awkward later on, but as you guys embrace these things it'll seem natural that people who need you in their lives will make an effort to stay and realize its not a bad thing, its just a reassurance. 

EXCEPTIONS.
There's a fine line between "Bromance" and plain "Gay". What you have to look out for are things like:
-more than one pair of matching shirts.
-kisses on the lips (long and wet ones).
-underwear preference consultations before actually buying an underwear.
-valentines card with lubes and condoms.
-heart shaped frame with their picture in it.

So yeah, Bromance and Gayness is two very different things :P. Well, the catchy thing my friend showed me on Youtube was this video, "Bromance". So pause the god damn music player on the top right side of the blog, put on your earphones, and enjoy this catchy tune brought to you by the Wong Fu Productions. :D

video

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p/s: Robin and Kid Flash have this kinda sweet bromance thing which i find sweet i could die of diabetes. hahahh. the fan arts are taken from DeviantArt.com. Gosh if only i could produce great artworks like them. o.O

3 comments:

  1. serius best!!...hahaha...aq baca sampai senyum sesorang...hehehe....ok...Thumb Up for these post!...(azwa)

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