Wednesday, 2 May 2012

MOVIES

lil me camwhoring. i'm cute! hahah kbye XP
Lazy dayyyyyyy. Pffftttt. Everyday is "lazy day" for me. Haiz. This morning mom used a megaphone to wake me up, well not really a megaphone but yeah, when she tries to wake me up, it feels like she's trying to wake the whole neighborhood up. Apparently because when i'm asleep, i'm literally dead, therefore mom wakes the dead every morning. XP. Waking me up in the morning troubles, it's really their fault though, they trained me to sleep through anything when i was a baby, literally anything. When i was a baby be it nuclear bombs going off, or volcanoes erupting, i still slept soundly. hahahh. :D. Well moving on, nobody wanna know all this cute baby memories of my awesome self now. :P

So, recently i went to watch this one awesome movie with my one awesome friend, don't wanna tell you i'm-not-sure-if-you-exist-readers what movie it was, but lets just dub this movie "awesome action movie this year", try guessing what movie it is. :P Well based on my careful observations of this movie and other movies of the like, i've managed to come out with some facts i find funny about action movies these days. so, here they are. (if you don't find these things in anyway funny or true, go get some drugs, ecstacy pills, or laughing gas and just get high and read this post again)


The United States of America is the only existing country in the world.
Go through any movies where aliens wanna invade, or gods are throwing tantrums at each others, or pervy super heroes in tights, leotards and underwear are fighting pathetic villains in public, look at the setting, where is that? Well, i don't see  battleships on the horizon of the spice routes of China-India, i don't see Percy Jackson travelling to Seoul to get one of those Persephone's pearls, i don't see Spiderman swinging between the Petronas Twin towers, all those things happens in the USA. Hahahh. So yeah, its either the aliens' radar can only see the USA on their high tech maps, the Greek gods are afraid of the wrath of the Asian gods, Spiderman can't afford a plane ticket, or all the above. Hahahh. Personally i think the "aliens", "gods", and "superheroes and villains" know that they couldn't handle us, that's why they prey only on the USA. Hahahh. Jk jk. Please don't sue or isa me. :P


Unlimited ammo in war or gunfight.
Well yeah, watch any action or war or movies with gunfights in them, you'll see that the hero will have an endless or infinite amount of ammunitions. Like seriously, they shoot an endless amount of bullets and gun fire and it seems like it never runs out. Even if the gun or fire arms are stricken of juice, another gun or weapon will magically appear for the heroes or good guys to use. Its like they have divine assistance from the God of War. Hahahh. Like c'mon people, in a real gunfight, you'd be dead if there's a battalion of baddies and you waste your bullets firing randomly at anything that moves. :P hahahh. Of which this brings us to our next topic.


Good guys have perfect aiming.
Relating to the earlier shits, in action movies, wherever the hero or good guys point their guns or firearms at, they'll always manage to hit a baddie or a henchman. Like serious shit, they aim to the left and the baddie to the right dies! And it only takes the hero or the good guys 1 or 2 shots to kill like 10 baddies, but the baddies who trained years in a mafia or a gang or a baddie troupe has to shoot 100+ times over just to hit one of the hero's ally. Like dafuq? I bet that the baddies in real life would've kill you before you could say  otorhinolaryngological (a medicine for the nose). Hahahh :P

Well, there you go, some facts i find funny (so-so la) about action movies nowadays. Hahahh, so guessed what movie i watched? well, its The Avengers. Hahahh. To those who have yet to watch this awesome movie here's an awesome spoiler, when all hopes seems lost, and humanity is on the verge of its dreaded end, Harry Potter and the trio saved the day, Avada Kedavra! and everyone lived happily ever after. XP. Go watch the movie!! :P

p/s: i like watching movies, but i love watching movies when people belanja me :P kbye~

4 comments:

  1. muke kau maintainlah dari kecik sampai sekarang! XD

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    1. hahahahh, kaaaannnn?? comel jek. ahahahah. yakin je. XP

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  3. hahaha...cute masa kaw kecik2...sama je ngan sekarang...hahaha!!...XD...(azwa)

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