Tuesday, 11 September 2012

THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

So hello again you, i'm-not-sure-if-you-exist readers! Y'know what? Shah Alam is freaking HOT!! Like seriously, these other guys sleep on the floor at night coz the beds are too hot. Well, people might say that it's because there's too many hotstuffs here thats why, and i'd like to believe that point. :P LOL Cutting the crap (with a butter knife), lately my writings have been really really really uninteresting :P sorry for that. :P

So starting from yesterday morning, I am officially a law student (like heck yeah baby!!) :P But y'know what? Being in UiTM's Faculty of Law (cewaaahhh gah gila kan nama fac dia? :P) is kinda intimidating. Why? Well, for starters, yesterday during the briefing of the program, the moment we walked into the auditorium, i felt like i was seeing,, SHARKS!

LOL. People often depict lawyers as "law sharks", NO, its not for the fact that they are in some way cold blooded, ferocious, cruel, blood-sucking, money-draining punks or anything, coz i'm pretty sure they're nice, really really nice people! Its just that the way they are dressed in black and white, with high end accent, pure confidence, goal driven eyes and sheer will, they give off this kinda "swag" (if you might say) that made me fill like i'm just a lil bug eyed fish in a big sea that's about to be half eaten and be left to die in dire pain on the back of a green sea turtle! LOL :P. I know, I know, shallow idiot is shallow :P But yeah that's how i felt.

Which brings us to today. Today was the first day of lectures, (not that there was any real lectures today), but we did go to our classes today meeting some familiar and new face. There were brunettes (no blonds from what I see :P), free haired cuties, covered (tudung) lovelies, braces, glasses fair skinned, tanned, tall short, big and small. I think apart from me, everybody else seemed fairly normal :) The only thing that got me a bit down was the fact that i've been assigned to a group of people that probably has twice if not trice the amount of IQs that i would ever have! That made me go all like "Thank you! I shall now feel awfully stupid for the rest of the semester!" ("- -). Again, shallow idiot is shallow. 



Anyways, one of the nice nice nice lecturer jokingly said that a lawyer's job was to disagree and argue always, talk, talk, and oh yeah, talk! :P Being the devil's advocate questioning and arguing facts, was our purpose, so if you wanna be a good person you should not be a lawyer, said another. The fact that i'm continuing in this field means imma badass! XP "The Devil's Advocate". Yeah, the first time I heard that phrase, I thought that "Yeah, so i'm already far from God, now what? I should behead chickens, drink thick blood through a sippy cup, and buy a badass goat for a badass pet now??" LOL Can't believe I was that stupid then :P I'm still an idiot now, but not by much XP I'm working on it ok.


The road to be a competently successful lawyer is not easy, one does not simply go to law school one day and get a law degree the next. There are literally tonnes of stuffs to be learned, experiences to be gained, and people to meet. But yeah, I'm glad and proud of myself and all the fellow colleague have made it here, though not in the same group (YEAH ME SOOOOO JELLYYYYYYYY OF THOSE WITH LOTS OF FAMILIAR FACES IN A CLASS) but lets do our best here! :D And to all those haters in primary school that used to bully and tease me and talk bad about me, calling me "maggi" and all, well, you guys can observe my greatness, jump into an empty pool, drool, drool, drool, and drown! (sentap kau jahhhhh :P)  LOL Its ok la, forgot all about you now (really whoever you were, have a great life!) :D Just pray for our success and we're even (not really) :P

Hehehh all this anger and vengeance is sangat tidak bagus untuk kesihatan. LOL. So to whoever it may concern, I'M SORRY. My sincerest apolagies goes out to you for anything bad I did. SORRY (Y)













p's: As a token of my apologies, here are some pictures that could make you go "Awwwwhhhhhhh" (Y)






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